HeB

At dinner. To set the scene, Pablo's favorite way to eat is to name each bite an element by atomic number. This is especially awesome when he eats a PBJ, since there are 25 bites, when cut as he wishes. We were discussing elements and what would happen if specific elements were mixed together. And then he said this.

him: There is helium and hydrogen and lithium in stars, helium and oxygen in ballons....

us: uh huh...

him: And I know if you add Helium and Boron you get a store!

us: um... huh?

him: Yeah! Stores are made of helium and boron.

us: that doesn't sound right, buddy.

him: well, I know it makes a grocery store....

us: um... huh?

him: Why else would our grocery store be called HeB?


Man, did that scammer have us going.