The Resume

Oh god. The time has come to spruce up the old resume and look for a job. A work at home job, of course, but intimidating enough, considering I can't possibly go for anything I am actually trained to do. Is there anyone who actually feels comfortable with writing resumes and cover letters? With (gulp) interviews? If so, could they please get me a job by impersonating me so I don't have to go through all this? I do still have a contract job that would be great, if there were any work. Its one of those feast or famine jobs, and you can see my ribs, people. I look like a Hollywood actress (figuratively speaking, of course!) these days.

So on the hunt I go, with only my wit to sustain me. Pray for me, people! I need it.